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Roasts About the Sporting Kansas City
Savage, fact-based MLS trash talk — what to text your Sporting Kansas City friend after a loss. Generated by Trash Talk, the AI that roasts from real stats.
“Championship drought since 2013”
“Finished bottom of the Western Conference in recent years despite a 'model franchise' reputation”
“The 2013 final needed a TEN-round penalty shootout — they barely got the one they have”
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The receipts
- Last championship: 2013
- Missed the playoffs: 4 of the last 10 seasons
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