Roasts About the FC Dallas

Savage, fact-based MLS trash talk — what to text your FC Dallas friend after a loss. Generated by Trash Talk, the AI that roasts from real stats.

“Zero MLS Cups in 30 years of existence — lost the 2010 Final in extra time”

“A renowned academy that develops stars for OTHER clubs to win with”

“Perennially among the league's lowest attendances”

“Never won an MLS Cup in three decades”

“Sells its best academy products before they ever win anything in Dallas”

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