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Roasts About the New York Red Bulls
Savage, fact-based MLS trash talk — what to text your New York Red Bulls friend after a loss. Generated by Trash Talk, the AI that roasts from real stats.
“Zero MLS Cups in 30 years — the most famous trophy drought in the league, including the entire Thierry Henry era”
“Won THREE Supporters' Shields and never converted one into an MLS Cup”
“Made the playoffs a record number of consecutive years and never won the thing that matters”
“Never won an MLS Cup across the MetroStars/Red Bulls history”
“Multiple Supporters' Shields, zero championships — the ultimate regular-season team”
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The receipts
- Missed the playoffs: 1 of the last 10 seasons
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