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Roasts About the New York City FC

Savage, fact-based MLS trash talk — what to text your New York City FC friend after a loss. Generated by Trash Talk, the AI that roasts from real stats.

“A City Football Group franchise that still doesn't have its own stadium — it plays in a baseball park”
“Years of regular-season success and first-round exits before the lone 2021 title”
“Won once and immediately fell back to mid-table”
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