🔥 TRASH TALK
Roasts About the Austin FC
Savage, fact-based MLS trash talk — what to text your Austin FC friend after a loss. Generated by Trash Talk, the AI that roasts from real stats.
“Zero trophies — finished dead last in the entire league in their expansion season”
“One good year (2022) sandwiched by forgettable ones”
“A 'destination club' that has never won anything”
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The receipts
- Missed the playoffs: 2 of the last 10 seasons
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