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Roasts About the Philadelphia Union
Savage, fact-based MLS trash talk — what to text your Philadelphia Union friend after a loss. Generated by Trash Talk, the AI that roasts from real stats.
“Zero MLS Cups — lost the 2022 final in one of the wildest, most heartbreaking finishes ever (a stoppage-time equalizer, then PKs)”
“Won the Supporters' Shield (2020) and got bounced early — the recurring Philly story”
“A decade-plus of 'almost' with no MLS Cup”
“Lost the 2022 MLS Cup final on penalties after conceding a 124th-minute goal”
“Never won an MLS Cup”
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The receipts
- Missed the playoffs: 3 of the last 10 seasons
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