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Roasts About the Seattle Sounders

Savage, fact-based MLS trash talk — what to text your Seattle Sounders friend after a loss. Generated by Trash Talk, the AI that roasts from real stats.

“Lost the 2017 MLS Cup final on penalties without registering a single shot on target — a final performance for the ages”
“Championship drought since 2019”
“Massive budget and attendance with a trophy count that doesn't match the hype”
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