🔥 TRASH TALK
Roasts About the Minnesota United
Savage, fact-based MLS trash talk — what to text your Minnesota United friend after a loss. Generated by Trash Talk, the AI that roasts from real stats.
“Zero trophies — conceded a hatful of goals and finished bottom of the West in their first MLS seasons”
“Blew a two-goal lead in the 2020 conference final in stoppage time and extra time”
“Never been past a conference final”
“Never won an MLS Cup”
“Stoppage-time collapse in the 2020 Western Conference final”
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The receipts
- Missed the playoffs: 3 of the last 10 seasons
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