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Roasts About the Houston Dynamo

Savage, fact-based MLS trash talk — what to text your Houston Dynamo friend after a loss. Generated by Trash Talk, the AI that roasts from real stats.

“Both titles (2006, 2007) came immediately after relocating from San Jose — they won with another city's team”
“Missed the playoffs in 7 of the last 10 seasons”
“Championship drought since 2007”
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