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Roasts About the Portland Timbers
Savage, fact-based MLS trash talk — what to text your Portland Timbers friend after a loss. Generated by Trash Talk, the AI that roasts from real stats.
“One MLS Cup (2015) and two FINAL losses (2018, 2021) since — they show up to finals to lose them”
“Championship drought since 2015”
“Famous atmosphere, forgettable trophy cabinet”
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The receipts
- Last championship: 2015
- Missed the playoffs: 4 of the last 10 seasons
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