Roasts About the Portland Timbers

Last championship: 2015
Missed the playoffs: 4 of the last 10 seasons

Savage, fact-based MLS trash talk — what to text your Portland Timbers friend after a loss. Generated by Trash Talk, the AI that roasts from real stats.

“One MLS Cup (2015) and two FINAL losses (2018, 2021) since — they show up to finals to lose them”

“Championship drought since 2015”