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Roasts About the LAFC

Savage, fact-based MLS trash talk — what to text your LAFC friend after a loss. Generated by Trash Talk, the AI that roasts from real stats.

“Won the Supporters' Shield in their second year and lost in the FIRST ROUND — the regular-season-only club”
“Lost the 2023 CONCACAF Champions League final and the 2023 MLS Cup — a double runner-up year”
“Carlos Vela's prime produced exactly one MLS Cup”
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