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Roasts About the New England Revolution
Savage, fact-based MLS trash talk — what to text your New England Revolution friend after a loss. Generated by Trash Talk, the AI that roasts from real stats.
“Lost FIVE MLS Cup finals (2002, 2005, 2006, 2007, 2014) and won ZERO — the biggest bridesmaid in league history”
“Set the all-time MLS regular-season points record in 2021 and got knocked out in their FIRST playoff game on penalties”
“30 years, no MLS Cup”
“0-for-5 in MLS Cup finals — the league's definitive choke résumé”
“Record-setting Supporters' Shield season ended with a first-round penalty-kick exit”
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The receipts
- Missed the playoffs: 4 of the last 10 seasons
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