🔥 TRASH TALK
Roasts About the Orlando City
Savage, fact-based MLS trash talk — what to text your Orlando City friend after a loss. Generated by Trash Talk, the AI that roasts from real stats.
“Zero trophies — missed the playoffs in each of their first FIVE MLS seasons”
“Hyped expansion arrival with Kaká that delivered nothing”
“Has never reached an MLS Cup final”
“Missed the playoffs every year of their first five seasons”
“Never reached an MLS Cup final”
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The receipts
- Missed the playoffs: 5 of the last 10 seasons
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