Roasts About the Colorado Rapids

Last championship: 2010
Missed the playoffs: 6 of the last 10 seasons

Savage, fact-based MLS trash talk — what to text your Colorado Rapids friend after a loss. Generated by Trash Talk, the AI that roasts from real stats.

“One MLS Cup (2010), won on an own goal in extra time — they needed the other team to score for them”

“Routinely among the lowest-spending, lowest-drawing clubs in the league”