Roasts About the Chicago Fire

Savage, fact-based MLS trash talk — what to text your Chicago Fire friend after a loss. Generated by Trash Talk, the AI that roasts from real stats.

“Won MLS Cup in their EXPANSION season (1998) and have spent 25+ years proving it was a fluke”

“Missed the playoffs nine of the last ten seasons — one of the league's longest active droughts”

“Signed Bastian Schweinsteiger and Xherdan Shaqiri to be irrelevant in a giant empty stadium”

“One of the longest active playoff droughts in MLS”

“A 1998 title followed by a quarter-century of nothing”

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