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Roasts About the Chicago Fire
Savage, fact-based MLS trash talk — what to text your Chicago Fire friend after a loss. Generated by Trash Talk, the AI that roasts from real stats.
“Won MLS Cup in their EXPANSION season (1998) and have spent 25+ years proving it was a fluke”
“Took until 2025 to snap an eight-year playoff drought — their first postseason trip since 2017 — then got bounced in the very first round 3-0 by Philadelphia”
“Signed Bastian Schweinsteiger and Xherdan Shaqiri to be irrelevant in a giant empty stadium”
“Ended an eight-year playoff drought in 2025 and immediately exited in the first round”
“A 1998 title followed by a quarter-century of nothing”
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The receipts
- Last championship: 1998
- Missed the playoffs: 9 of the last 10 seasons
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