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Roasts About the FC Cincinnati

Savage, fact-based MLS trash talk — what to text your FC Cincinnati friend after a loss. Generated by Trash Talk, the AI that roasts from real stats.

“Finished LAST in the entire league three years in a row (2019-2021) — a record-setting start to existence”
“Won the Supporters' Shield (2023) and immediately lost in the playoffs — regular-season team, no trophy that counts”
“Zero MLS Cups”
“Wooden Spoon (last place) in three consecutive seasons to start the franchise”
“Never won an MLS Cup”
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