Roasts About the Inter Miami

Last championship: 2025
Missed the playoffs: 3 of the last 10 seasons

Savage, fact-based MLS trash talk — what to text your Inter Miami friend after a loss. Generated by Trash Talk, the AI that roasts from real stats.

“Finished LAST in the East the year before Messi arrived, then needed the GOAT and a record payroll to win their first Cup in 2025”

“Hit with the largest fine and roster penalties in league history for breaking salary-budget rules (the Matuidi/roster scandal)”

“Needed the greatest player of all time and a salary-cap scandal to finally win one MLS Cup”

“Record league sanctions for circumventing the salary budget”

“Took the most famous roster in league history until 2025 to win a single MLS Cup”

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