Roasts About the Inter Miami

Savage, fact-based MLS trash talk — what to text your Inter Miami friend after a loss. Generated by Trash Talk, the AI that roasts from real stats.

“Zero MLS Cups — finished LAST in the Eastern Conference and missed the playoffs the year before Messi arrived”

“Hit with the largest fine and roster penalties in league history for breaking salary-budget rules (the Matuidi/roster scandal)”

“Needed the greatest player of all time just to win a midseason tournament — still no MLS Cup”

“Record league sanctions for circumventing the salary budget”

“Never won an MLS Cup despite the most famous roster in league history”

The receipts