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Roasts About the Montreal CF

Savage, fact-based MLS trash talk — what to text your Montreal CF friend after a loss. Generated by Trash Talk, the AI that roasts from real stats.

“Zero MLS Cups — even rebranded from 'Impact' to 'CF Montréal' and the fans rejected it harder than the results”
“One of the lowest-budget, lowest-drawing clubs in the league most years”
“Has never reached an MLS Cup final”
“Never reached an MLS Cup final”
“A rebrand so unpopular it became the team's defining controversy”
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