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Roasts About the Toronto Blue Jays
Savage, fact-based MLB trash talk — what to text your Toronto Blue Jays friend after a loss. Generated by Trash Talk, the AI that roasts from real stats.
“Championship drought since 1993 — over 30 years and the entire country is waiting”
“Made the playoffs in 2020, 2022, and 2023 and went a combined 0-6 — swept out every single time”
“Loaded young core that has produced exactly zero playoff wins”
“0-6 in playoff games across three recent appearances — swept in all of them”
“30+ year title drought for the only MLB team in Canada”
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The receipts
- Last championship: 1993
- Worst season: 53-109 (1979)
- Missed the playoffs: 6 of the last 10 seasons
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