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Roasts About the New York Yankees
Savage, fact-based MLB trash talk — what to text your New York Yankees friend after a loss. Generated by Trash Talk, the AI that roasts from real stats.
“27 rings but ZERO since 2009 — the longest drought for this franchise since the 1910s, and an eternity by their own standard”
“Highest or near-highest payroll every year of the drought — buying a result they can't deliver”
“Lost the 2024 World Series committing little-league baserunning and defensive blunders on national TV”
“No title since 2009 — 15+ years of the most expensive disappointment in sports”
“2004 ALCS: blew a 3-0 series lead to the Red Sox — the only team in MLB history to do it”
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The receipts
- Last championship: 2009
- Worst season: 50-103 (1908)
- Missed the playoffs: 2 of the last 10 seasons
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