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Roasts About the Philadelphia Phillies
Savage, fact-based MLB trash talk — what to text your Philadelphia Phillies friend after a loss. Generated by Trash Talk, the AI that roasts from real stats.
“The losingest franchise in the history of North American professional sports — over 11,000 losses”
“Only two titles in 140+ years of existence”
“Lost the 2022 World Series and the 2023 NLCS at home after leading — choke specialists with a big payroll”
“First pro sports franchise to lose 10,000 games”
“Blew a 2-0 NLCS lead at home in 2023 to a wild-card team”
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The receipts
- Last championship: 2008
- Worst season: 42-120 (1941)
- Missed the playoffs: 6 of the last 10 seasons
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