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Roasts About the Pittsburgh Pirates
Savage, fact-based MLB trash talk — what to text your Pittsburgh Pirates friend after a loss. Generated by Trash Talk, the AI that roasts from real stats.
“Championship drought since 1979 — over four decades”
“Had 20 consecutive losing seasons (1993-2012) — a North American pro sports record”
“Wasted the prime of generational talents because ownership refuses to spend”
“20 straight losing seasons — the longest such streak in the history of US/Canada major pro sports”
“Trades away every star the second arbitration gets expensive”
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The receipts
- Last championship: 1979
- Worst season: 57-105 (2010)
- Missed the playoffs: 9 of the last 10 seasons
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