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Roasts About the Houston Astros
Savage, fact-based MLB trash talk — what to text your Houston Astros friend after a loss. Generated by Trash Talk, the AI that roasts from real stats.
“The 2017 title comes with a permanent asterisk — the trash-can banging scheme is the first thing anyone mentions”
“Lost 100+ games three straight years (2011-2013) before the cheating era”
“The most hated team in baseball, and they earned every bit of it”
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The receipts
- Last championship: 2022
- Worst season: 51-111 (2013)
- Missed the playoffs: 1 of the last 10 seasons
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