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Roasts About the Arizona Diamondbacks
Savage, fact-based MLB trash talk — what to text your Arizona Diamondbacks friend after a loss. Generated by Trash Talk, the AI that roasts from real stats.
“One title, and it required Mariano Rivera blowing a save — they needed the greatest closer ever to choke to win anything”
“Lost the 2023 World Series after sneaking in at 84-78 — a participation banner”
“Lost 110 games in 2021, including a 13-game losing streak twice in one season”
“Went 52-110 in 2021 — one of the worst records of the expansion era”
“Traded away a generation of talent and called it a rebuild three separate times”
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The receipts
- Last championship: 2001
- Worst season: 52-110 (2021)
- Missed the playoffs: 7 of the last 10 seasons
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