Roasts About the Kansas City Royals

Last championship: 2015
Worst season: 56-106 (2005)
Missed the playoffs: 8 of the last 10 seasons

Savage, fact-based MLB trash talk — what to text your Kansas City Royals friend after a loss. Generated by Trash Talk, the AI that roasts from real stats.

“Between 1985 and 2014 they made the playoffs exactly zero times — a 29-year void”

“Followed the 2015 title with seven straight losing seasons, several of them 100+ losses”