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Roasts About the St. Louis Cardinals
Savage, fact-based MLB trash talk — what to text your St. Louis Cardinals friend after a loss. Generated by Trash Talk, the AI that roasts from real stats.
“Championship drought since 2011 — long by 'best fans in baseball' standards”
“Got swept out of the 2019 NLCS scoring a total of 6 runs in 4 games”
“First losing season in 15 years in 2023, then followed it up with another — the model franchise rusted out”
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The receipts
- Last championship: 2011
- Worst season: 57-105 (1903)
- Missed the playoffs: 4 of the last 10 seasons
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