Roasts About the Miami Marlins

Last championship: 2003
Worst season: 51-111 (2019)
Missed the playoffs: 9 of the last 10 seasons

Savage, fact-based MLB trash talk — what to text your Miami Marlins friend after a loss. Generated by Trash Talk, the AI that roasts from real stats.

“Won two titles (1997, 2003) and held a fire sale within months of BOTH — the only franchise that treats a championship as a reason to sell”

“Traded the entire 2017 lineup (Stanton, Yelich, Ozuna) for prospects nobody remembers”

“Routinely the lowest attendance in the sport — a championship team nobody shows up for”

“Liquidated the roster immediately after both World Series wins”

“Gave away an MVP (Yelich) for spare parts to save money”

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