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Roasts About the Chicago Cubs

Savage, fact-based MLB trash talk — what to text your Chicago Cubs friend after a loss. Generated by Trash Talk, the AI that roasts from real stats.

“108 years between titles (1908-2016) — the longest championship drought in the history of North American sports”
“Blew up the 2016 championship core within four years and went straight back to mediocrity”
“The Bartman game — a fanbase that found a way to blame a guy in headphones for their own collapse”
“Did not win a World Series for 108 years — a number every other fanbase still uses against them”
“Went from champions to 71 wins in five years flat”
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