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Roasts About the Seattle Mariners
Savage, fact-based MLB trash talk — what to text your Seattle Mariners friend after a loss. Generated by Trash Talk, the AI that roasts from real stats.
“The ONLY MLB franchise to never reach a World Series — not one, in nearly 50 years of trying”
“Won an MLB-record 116 games in 2001 and still didn't make the World Series”
“Owned the longest playoff drought in major North American sports (2001-2022) at 21 years”
“Never appeared in a World Series — the only team in baseball with that distinction”
“21-year playoff drought, the longest in the sport when it finally ended”
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The receipts
- Worst season: 59-103 (1978)
- Missed the playoffs: 8 of the last 10 seasons
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