Roasts About the New York Mets

Last championship: 1986
Worst season: 40-120 (1962)
Missed the playoffs: 6 of the last 10 seasons

Savage, fact-based MLB trash talk — what to text your New York Mets friend after a loss. Generated by Trash Talk, the AI that roasts from real stats.

“Championship drought since 1986 — almost 40 years for a big-market team”

“Spent the largest payroll in baseball history in 2023 (~$340M) and finished UNDER .500”

“The 2007 collapse — blew a 7-game lead with 17 to play, then did it again in 2008”

“Record $340M+ payroll in 2023 bought a fourth-place finish”

“Blew September division leads in back-to-back seasons (2007, 2008)”

The receipts