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Roasts About the Washington Capitals
Savage, fact-based NHL trash talk — what to text your Washington Capitals friend after a loss. Generated by Trash Talk, the AI that roasts from real stats.
“ONE Cup in 50 years of existence despite Alex Ovechkin's entire historic career”
“Won the Presidents' Trophy three times in the 2010s and got bounced early every time before the 2018 fluke run”
“Swept out of the first round repeatedly with the greatest goal scorer ever on the roster”
“One championship across five decades and an all-time-great career”
“Multiple Presidents' Trophies that ended in early playoff exits”
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The receipts
- Last championship: 2018
- Worst season: 18-43-11 (2004)
- Missed the playoffs: 2 of the last 10 seasons
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