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Roasts About the Ottawa Senators
Savage, fact-based NHL trash talk — what to text your Ottawa Senators friend after a loss. Generated by Trash Talk, the AI that roasts from real stats.
“Zero Cups (modern era), lost their only Final in 2007 to the Ducks”
“The 'Cup or bust' rebuild missed the playoffs six straight years before finally clawing back to the postseason in 2026”
“Came one goal short in double-OT of Game 7 of the 2017 conference finals, then spent years in the wilderness before scratching back to the playoffs in 2026 (and getting swept in Round 1)”
“Never won a Stanley Cup in the modern franchise era”
“A six-year playoff drought during a rebuild that kept resetting — finally snapped with back-to-back appearances in 2025 and 2026”
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The receipts
- Worst season: 23-49-10 (2021)
- Missed the playoffs: 8 of the last 10 seasons
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