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Roasts About the Seattle Kraken
Savage, fact-based NHL trash talk — what to text your Seattle Kraken friend after a loss. Generated by Trash Talk, the AI that roasts from real stats.
“Zero championships — an expansion team whose entire identity is still the lore videos”
“Followed their one good season with an immediate return to the lottery”
“Unlike Vegas, the expansion blueprint produced nothing”
“Never won anything; a single playoff appearance in franchise history”
“Vegas built a Cup contender from expansion — Seattle built a draft pick”
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The receipts
- Worst season: 27-49-6 (2022)
- Missed the playoffs: 3 of the last 10 seasons
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