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Roasts About the Calgary Flames
Savage, fact-based NHL trash talk — what to text your Calgary Flames friend after a loss. Generated by Trash Talk, the AI that roasts from real stats.
“Championship drought since 1989 — over 35 years on one Cup”
“Won the Pacific in 2022 with 111 points and got bounced in the second round, then watched two stars force their way out”
“A revolving door of coaches and a fanbase that hasn't seen a Final since 2004”
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The receipts
- Last championship: 1989
- Worst season: 25-48-9 (1973)
- Missed the playoffs: 6 of the last 10 seasons
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