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Roasts About the Boston Bruins
Savage, fact-based NHL trash talk — what to text your Boston Bruins friend after a loss. Generated by Trash Talk, the AI that roasts from real stats.
“Set the NHL record for wins and points in a single season (2022-23) and lost in the FIRST ROUND — the greatest regular-season choke in league history”
“Blew a 3-1 Stanley Cup Final lead in 2019, losing Game 7 at home”
“Championship drought since 2011 despite a decade of contenders”
“65-win, 135-point record season ended with a first-round exit — an all-time playoff collapse”
“Lost Game 7 of the 2019 Cup Final on home ice”
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The receipts
- Last championship: 2011
- Worst season: 23-46-13 (1962)
- Missed the playoffs: 1 of the last 10 seasons
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