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Roasts About the Philadelphia Flyers
Savage, fact-based NHL trash talk — what to text your Philadelphia Flyers friend after a loss. Generated by Trash Talk, the AI that roasts from real stats.
“Championship drought since 1975 — nearly 50 years, the longest of any Original-Expansion power”
“Lost the Cup Final in 1976, 1980, 1985, 1987, 1997, 2010 — a museum of runner-up banners”
“A goaltending graveyard — decades of being unable to solve the most important position”
“Zero Cups in nearly 50 years despite six Final appearances in that span”
“Famous for never developing a franchise goaltender”
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The receipts
- Last championship: 1975
- Worst season: 19-46-17 (2007)
- Missed the playoffs: 7 of the last 10 seasons
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