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Roasts About the Montreal Canadiens
Savage, fact-based NHL trash talk — what to text your Montreal Canadiens friend after a loss. Generated by Trash Talk, the AI that roasts from real stats.
“24 Cups and NONE since 1993 — the most storied franchise in hockey hasn't won in over 30 years”
“Finished dead last in the entire NHL in 2021-22, one year after a fluke Cup Final run”
“The 2021 Final appearance ended in a five-game loss — their only Final in three decades”
“Longest title drought in franchise history by far — 30+ years for the NHL's flagship team”
“32nd-place finish in 2022 — last in the league one season after a Final”
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The receipts
- Last championship: 1993
- Worst season: 22-49-11 (2022)
- Missed the playoffs: 6 of the last 10 seasons
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