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Roasts About the Columbus Blue Jackets
Savage, fact-based NHL trash talk — what to text your Columbus Blue Jackets friend after a loss. Generated by Trash Talk, the AI that roasts from real stats.
“Zero Cups, and exactly ONE playoff series win in franchise history (a 2019 sweep of Tampa, then immediately swept themselves)”
“Let Artemi Panarin and Sergei Bobrovsky walk for nothing in the same summer”
“Decades of existence with essentially nothing to show for it”
“One playoff round won in the entire history of the franchise”
“Never won a Stanley Cup”
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The receipts
- Worst season: 22-54-6 (2012)
- Missed the playoffs: 7 of the last 10 seasons
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