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Roasts About the Chicago Blackhawks
Savage, fact-based NHL trash talk — what to text your Chicago Blackhawks friend after a loss. Generated by Trash Talk, the AI that roasts from real stats.
“Went from a three-Cup dynasty to the bottom of the league in under a decade”
“Tanked for Connor Bedard and surrounded him with one of the worst rosters in hockey”
“The franchise's recent headlines were a sexual-assault scandal cover-up, not hockey”
“Stripped a dynasty to the studs and finished dead last for the draft lottery”
“An organizational scandal became the team's defining modern story”
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The receipts
- Last championship: 2015
- Worst season: 26-49-7 (2022)
- Missed the playoffs: 7 of the last 10 seasons
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