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Roasts About the St. Louis Blues

Savage, fact-based NHL trash talk — what to text your St. Louis Blues friend after a loss. Generated by Trash Talk, the AI that roasts from real stats.

“Lost the Stanley Cup Final in their first three seasons of existence (1968, 1969, 1970) — swept in all three”
“Took 51 years to win a first Cup (2019) and have done nothing since”
“One title in over a half-century of trying”
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