Roasts About the Colorado Avalanche

Last championship: 2022
Worst season: 22-56-4 (2017)
Missed the playoffs: 3 of the last 10 seasons

Savage, fact-based NHL trash talk — what to text your Colorado Avalanche friend after a loss. Generated by Trash Talk, the AI that roasts from real stats.

“Finished with the WORST record in the entire NHL in 2016-17 (48 points) just five years before a Cup — feast or famine incarnate”

“Stacked, expensive roster bounced in the second round multiple times post-2022”