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Roasts About the San Antonio Spurs
Savage, fact-based NBA trash talk — what to text your San Antonio Spurs friend after a loss. Generated by Trash Talk, the AI that roasts from real stats.
“Haven't made the playoffs since 2019 — a franchise that was once the gold standard of consistency”
“Tanked on purpose for Victor Wembanyama — and haven't made the playoffs since”
“Popovich and Duncan years are over. What's left is a rebuild that has taken longer than advertised”
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The receipts
- Last championship: 2014
- Worst season: 22-60 (1997)
- Missed the playoffs: 6 of the last 10 seasons
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