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Roasts About the New Orleans Pelicans
Savage, fact-based NBA trash talk — what to text your New Orleans Pelicans friend after a loss. Generated by Trash Talk, the AI that roasts from real stats.
“Zero championships, zero Finals. The expansion franchise that stayed an expansion franchise”
“Zion Williamson played 29 games his rookie year, has been hurt or underweight ever since”
“Chris Paul was traded from here in the most rigged deal in NBA history (vetoed-then-traded anyway)”
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The receipts
- Worst season: 21-61 (2004)
- Missed the playoffs: 6 of the last 10 seasons
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