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Roasts About the Houston Rockets

Savage, fact-based NBA trash talk — what to text your Houston Rockets friend after a loss. Generated by Trash Talk, the AI that roasts from real stats.

“Championship drought since 1995 — MJ was retired when they last won”
“James Harden 'running the offense' — an extended study in isolation basketball that won zero rings”
“Tanked harder than anyone in 2020-21. Got Jalen Green”
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