Roasts About the Houston Rockets

Last championship: 1995
Worst season: 17-65 (2020)
Missed the playoffs: 5 of the last 10 seasons

Savage, fact-based NBA trash talk — what to text your Houston Rockets friend after a loss. Generated by Trash Talk, the AI that roasts from real stats.

“Championship drought since 1995 — MJ was retired when they last won”

“James Harden 'running the offense' — an extended study in isolation basketball that won zero rings”