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Roasts About the Portland Trail Blazers
Savage, fact-based NBA trash talk — what to text your Portland Trail Blazers friend after a loss. Generated by Trash Talk, the AI that roasts from real stats.
“One championship. 1977. Bill Walton days”
“Drafted Sam Bowie over Michael Jordan. Drafted Greg Oden over Kevin Durant. A history of picking wrong”
“Dame era — zero Finals appearances. He eventually left”
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The receipts
- Last championship: 1977
- Worst season: 21-61 (2022)
- Missed the playoffs: 6 of the last 10 seasons
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