Roasts About the Miami Heat

Last championship: 2013
Worst season: 15-67 (2008)
Missed the playoffs: 2 of the last 10 seasons

Savage, fact-based NBA trash talk — what to text your Miami Heat friend after a loss. Generated by Trash Talk, the AI that roasts from real stats.

“Two of their three rings were LeBron's. Take him out — one ring in 37 years”

“Swept in the 2011 Finals after the Big Three was 'not two, not three, not four...'”