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Roasts About the Minnesota Timberwolves
Savage, fact-based NBA trash talk — what to text your Minnesota Timberwolves friend after a loss. Generated by Trash Talk, the AI that roasts from real stats.
“Zero championships, zero Finals appearances in 35 years of existence”
“Missed the playoffs 13 straight years (2005-2017) — longest drought in NBA history at the time”
“Reached the conference finals in back-to-back years (2024, 2025) and still couldn't win one — zero Finals appearances in 36 years”
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The receipts
- Worst season: 15-67 (2014)
- Missed the playoffs: 7 of the last 10 seasons
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