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Roasts About the Boston Celtics
Savage, fact-based NBA trash talk — what to text your Boston Celtics friend after a loss. Generated by Trash Talk, the AI that roasts from real stats.
“Took 16 years between titles (2008-2024) despite drafting top-3 picks for a decade”
“Went 15-67 in 1996-97 trying to tank for Tim Duncan, got Chauncey Billups at 3, missed”
“Every championship pre-2008 happened before color television was standard”
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The receipts
- Last championship: 2024
- Worst season: 15-67 (1997)
- Missed the playoffs: 2 of the last 10 seasons
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