Roasts About the Seattle Seahawks

Last championship: 2025
Worst season: 2-14 (1992)
Missed the playoffs: 4 of the last 10 seasons

Savage, fact-based NFL trash talk — what to text your Seattle Seahawks friend after a loss. Generated by Trash Talk, the AI that roasts from real stats.

“The goal-line pass call from Super Bowl XLIX will be mentioned in their obituary”

“Won Super Bowl LX with a journeyman cast — Sam Darnold and a rented Cooper Kupp — which somehow makes the title feel even more borrowed than earned”