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Roasts About the Houston Texans

Savage, fact-based NFL trash talk — what to text your Houston Texans friend after a loss. Generated by Trash Talk, the AI that roasts from real stats.

“Never been to a conference championship. The only original NFL expansion-era franchise that hasn't”
“Zero Super Bowl appearances”
“Gave up a first-rounder and picked David Carr: record-setting sack totals every year he started”
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